I am Cadbury, the tomcat you all will love. Am a domestic cat who turns wild only if someone really really hurts me. Usually felines are thought as very unfaithful ones but i can assure you am not one among them. Am a bitttt different. Because i learnt about faithfulness from my hero, the Alsatian whom the long-legged (LL) creatures who gives me food call Johny. Ya, such a funny name for a dog, right? But what can i do about it??? They have even named me wrongly. They have made me something that can melt in their mouth whereas the real me is quite different from what they know of. But so what?Let them call me whatever they want.I know what i am and how i am.
It's time i tell you how i got between these long-legged ones. I lost my mother or you can even think that my mother drove me away from her because i was becoming a headache for her as i always interefered her during her night trips with boyfriend. So she deserted me on the street on a rainy day and i couldn't even reach her by smelling her tracks. That's how the big LL creature of this house saw me lying cuddled in the grass. He called out someone and three LL ran out of the house. I was so afraid that i didnt look at any of them. I couldn't even find my voice to cry. They took me inside and dried me up with a soft material. I felt so cozy, so i decided to try the place for a while. If i find my mamma the next day i can of course go with her, i thought. But the thing that happened was just the opposite. I started liking the place more than i thought.
Days passed, they fed me with tastier stuff than what my mamma gave me. The only thing that i hated the most was the cuddling and petting. The younger LL creature of the house is a real pain in my ass. She always cuddles me up, gives me massages that i just hate, and makes me do weird things, Oh...i always try to hide from her.
The lady LL creature was okay with me. She pets only at rare times, so i dont make much complaints then. The sister LL creature has got a thing in her hand all the time which starts ringing at regular intervals. Only when that starts ringing i go near her, so she wont make any trouble for me at that time. I can see her sitting now at a big box from which white light is flowing and tapping on a black thing full of small cubes. I tried climbing on another big box kept below the light emitting and she cautioned me telling me to climb down from the "CPU"(what is that?) but i never listen to her babblings. I tried to touch her tapping hand through the gap above my head but when she started holding my hand through that gap, i escaped from there.
The big LL creature, the only male in the household is a big big satan. He always pulls my leg, my ears, my skin, my tail, whatever he gets hold of. He loves pulling me. What can i do? He is the one who brings the fish for me, my favorite chicken for me, so i allow myself to his pulling. The life of a tomcat in a house is really trying.
Oh, Yeah, you might be wondering about my hunting skill, right? am a great hunter even though am afraid of loud noises. If i hear something loud, i run faster than a cheetah(which i saw running on the box the LL creatures call TV{weird name}downstairs) and hide inside the cage where the box is being kept. So, about my hunting. Till this day (remember am just going to be 1 year old next August), i have hunted down 16 rats (i dont remember if i'v left counting any), 2 squirrels, 3 mynahs, 1 crow, 2 chameleons, and 1 snake.I really really look forward to breaking the record that has been set by my enemy the big black fractured-legged cat in the neighborhood that always gives me a snarl whenever he meets me.
Now, my real friends or you can also call them my girlfriends in the household are the squirrel and the puppy that lives upstairs under the LL sis's cot. I happened to hear from the smaller LL creature one that she made both of them for her last vacation at a doll-making class and the first day i met both of them i did thank the small LL creature once by giving her a big bite on her forearm. The squirrel is rani and the pup is tinty. I even kiss both of them and always have a great time (with lots of "fun") with them. I really love them.
So friends, i think that's all for now. It's time for my bed. Oh, dont ask me about my sleeping habits. am a real sleep baby. I sleep whenever i feel like but i have special places in this home for sleeping, either on the corner sofa, or on the big LL creature's bed, or under sis LL creature's cot with my playmates. Today for a change i am going to try sleeping under sis LL's blanket, pray for me to be alive tomorrow morning friends(hope she won't kick me out).....So yaaawwwwwnnnnnn....zzzzzzzzz........goodnight....
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